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The liquid inside young coconuts
can be used as a substitute for


Blood plasma.




No piece of paper can be folded in half

 


more than seven (7) times.



Donkeys kill more people annually


than plane crashes.




You burn more calories sleeping


than you do watching television.

 




Oak trees do not produce acorns


until they are fifty (50) years of age or older.




The first product to have a bar code


was Wrigley's gum.




The King of Hearts is the only king


WITHOUT A MUSTACHE




American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987
by eliminating one (1) olive

from each salad served in first-class.

 

 

 


Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.


(Since Venus is normally associated with women,
what does this tell you!)




Apples, not caffeine,


are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.

 




Most dust particles in your house are made from
!
DEAD SKIN!



The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.


So did the first "
Marlboro Man. "



PEARLS MELT

IN VINEGAR!



The three most valuable brand names on earth:  

Marlboro,
Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.



It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...

but, not downstairs.

 

 

 


A duck's quack doesn't echo,


and no one knows why.




Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.


(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)




And the best for last.....


Turtles can breathe through their butts.

 


(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)








 
 

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